rice wife

see nice life.

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

ex wife

A woman who married a misogynist twat, but was smart enough to realise she'd made a mistake.

Ex wife. All the women referred to above.

by annys April 20, 2010

wife beater

750ml bottle of beer in Australia.
also see king brown

slipped into some wife beaters last night was a fucking nice drop too

by earthlover42 July 7, 2005

wife fluffer

The girlfriend before the wife / the girlfriend who prepares a guy for the woman he'll marry (who happens to be the next girl he dates)

Alex is marrying that girl he started dating after we broke up - ugh, I really didn't want to be the Wife Fluffer to HER.

by NJmmzmzmz December 20, 2008

wife curtain

a condition in which a husband is rebuked severely by his wife (after, of course, the curtain has been pulled down).

Poor guy, he is a victim of the wife curtain!

by uttam maharjan September 7, 2010

wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Submarine Wife

More commonly called a gold digger, a submarine wife is a woman who dives deep to get dat monay... What dat mouth do... She don't need air

My wife is a submarine wife, she blew through my money... But thats not all she blew.

by Two Milk July 26, 2016