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wig status

The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.
I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.
by mini wig November 14, 2009
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Status Quoc

The existing state of affairs within a group of irresponsible delinquents.
Person 1 ‘Let’s eat supers at Riva’

Person 2 ‘isn’t that the status quoc’
by Prince Quoc December 28, 2021
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Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 6, 2010
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Status Flirt

To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.

This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".

It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.

Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.

Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
by Per21 November 10, 2011
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status wars

Using the status field in an IM program to send messages to others. Often resulting in a response via others' status fields.
IM Contact List

aj347
Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.

patsfan729
Status: Kiss my A**, AJ

"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
by strawberrynut December 31, 2008
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Status Textilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.
Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.
by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019
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Status Breakup

When you are in a joke relationship on facebook, and you have to break the news to your friend that you are ending your relationship status with them. (usually becuase there is an actually relationship you just got in)
Similar to a Facebook Breakup, except you real-life interactions generally remain the same. The breakup is ONLY on facebook.
"Hey. Karl didnt take the status breakup so well. He still wants to be in a Civil Union"
by BiiigZ September 25, 2011
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