Crocs Technique

Trying to sneak in things into places using your Crocs and then getting caught.

Hey if you want to get caught while sneaking in drugs you should use the Crocs Technique.

by crocmaster69 July 6, 2019

breathing techniques

something Ellie Pierce CANT DO

she failed at using breathing techniques when around a certain someone

by laxlax14 July 6, 2019

THAT Technique

A power or ability previously unmentioned by any character at any time in any way that suddenly makes itself known in a time of great need.

"Oh no, this foe is too powerful," thought protagonist as he lay panting on the ground. "If I want to win, I'm going to have to use... THAT technique."

by Anon Amys October 17, 2019

Slamboni Technique

A technique in which a person jumps over their enemy, grabs them by the neck, and piledrives them.

Wow, that wrestler used the Slamboni Technique on the other wrestler!

by wyainpj December 30, 2019

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

Ice Technique

First, you take 4 ice cubes. For a male, you would first shove one up your ass then put two on your testicles, then put one on your "tip" then let it all melt.

For females, take one ice cube then shove it up your ass, then put 2 in your vagina, then finally shove one down your throat.

Wanna see me perform my ice technique? *epicly takes out 4 ice cubes*

by Xxboomer4daysxX July 24, 2020

jojo technique

The technique of running away so fast that you manage to outrun a stone mask enhanced hamon user so that your grandfather's best friend survives after a 7 foot tall man with long as fuck hair tries to kill humanity.

"My ultimate technique"
"Oh no..... it can't be the one I'm thinking of... please say it's not"
"Not the Jojo technique"
"RUUUUUUNN!"

by Jutora Cooju August 16, 2020