screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.

We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.

by Silly_Me December 22, 2018

Screecher

A type of speaker that was deep fried to the point whispering would make a deafening screech

*whispers* “egg”

Screecher: EIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIEGEGEGEGDIDHDJEJDJWIHDHDJFJFJFJDJ

by Wapple_Fishman January 1, 2021

screem

Not the brightest person in the bunch, but they are lovable nonetheless. A person who cares strongly for the friends and the lovable himbo of the bunch. They're the main character who asks their audience for help, like Dora The Explorer.

I would say that Julia is the screem of our group!

by mars bars lol March 29, 2021

Screegget Male

Another male archetype. Screeggets have a very complicated morality complex, and try to be very reverent towards themselves and others (assuming most others are worthy of respect). Should aim to be hardworking and somewhat open-minded, but will never go against their beliefs entirely.

Screegget males are friggin crazy, I know one who makes homemade weapons in his parent's basement.

by BloodyPyro666 July 13, 2021

Screenager

Fritz Laibe is an example of a screenager. A screenager is a teenager who is addicted to their telephone.

Bro you know Fritz? Yeah man! He’s hella screenager bro always on his phone and shit!

by Tomatillo-bro March 13, 2022

Screen Gems

See: S from hell

Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Screech

this annoying little blob tentacle thing they always says PSST

screech is always like "psst" and im like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by guyoneninternamet November 26, 2022