Squintsy (squint-see): adverb describing the emotional state of losing self-control as a result of being too close to your crush. Derived from the famous scene from The Sandlot in which Michael "Squints" Palledorous jumps off the diving board so Wendy Peppercorn has to save him.
"Bro, I gotta get out of the office, the unicorn is looking extra fire today and I'm feeling kinda squintsy, I don't want to say something I can't take back."
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Get the squirtalert mug.Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
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(abbreviation) squintag - calling someone a squintag for their actions when being ridiculous in both good and bad ways.
(abbreviation) squintag - calling someone a squintag for their actions when being ridiculous in both good and bad ways.
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