spokes-whore

A six-figure voice talent like Sybil Johnson who will sell anything for a price with her sweet, next-door-neighbor voice...

"At Fred Meyers, you can get discount coupons on prices that are lower than low on food that's fresher than fresh. Fred Meyers - fresh for everyone!" - *corporate spokes-whore, Sybil Johnson
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not

by UCSteve January 16, 2022

Spike (MLP)

Everyone's Cute Dragon from MLP!
He evens got a crush on Rarity!

Spike: *falls in love while seeing rarity*
Rarity: what a cute dragon!
(Spike (MLP)

by Kskkks January 22, 2022

Spikestrip

Schizophrenia so profound that one starts defending non-existent balance in Risk of Rain 2

Joe: Railgunner is completely unbalanced.
Fred: Railgunner is perfectly balanced + Skill issue + The J + Heheheha
Joe: Please get of Spikestrip your family misses you

by Squeesh0 March 3, 2022

Spoken on Saturday

Someone who is two-faced, self contradicting, fake. Someone who acts perfect but is really a jerk.

"He's a very spoken on saturday guy"

by MS2323 March 22, 2022

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022

spike rush

When Struck does your mom

Struck wtf, why did you Spike rush?

by whomwqfesrdgf May 5, 2022

Spluke

Facial hair in between bottom lip and chin - commonly known as a Soul Patch. Better word for it.

A: yo, i like your soul patch
B: nah man this is a Spluke, it’s a better word for it

by BigThirsty May 18, 2022