spanish taco

When your mom gets in the bed with with Spanish woman and they roll around in the bed messing with there meat

Hey mom I heard your and your friend where participating in a Spanish taco.

by Freak nasty April 25, 2015

SPANISHFRY

To put a condom on a laptop/tablet and insert it into the rectum.

"OMG Shaniqua, have you ever tried a spanishfry? I've never experienced so much processing power."

by Jonathan Spillage March 8, 2016

Sanity

Yeah, outsourcing this has done wonders for me. It's not like I'm a whole ass bag of nuts or anything. Which one did you get? Which level of sanity did you get from society? Cus I got Schizophrenic Psychopath...

Hym "Maybe if the baseline level of sanity hadn't shifted all the way over to clown world I'd be fine with what's happening but no. And it's not that everyone but me Is Schizophrenic. The horde itself is Schizophrenic. "BuT hYm, If It'S a HoRdE, hOw CaN tHeY aLl Be ThE sAmE tHiNg?" Hive mind. A hive mind is both 'all the same thing' and a 'large group'. Like 'The Brood' in Marvel comics. Or 'Unity' in 'Rick and Morty. No contradiction. If a hive mind isn't also a horde then it isn't a hive mind. THAT would be a contradiction. You haven't read the prerequisite texts. This is a distraction. I will not be distracted. You're being a shit and trying to psycologize me and teach me some sort of lesson. I refuse to learn any lessons until I'm out of the cage."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

Spanish Inquisition

A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.

L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!

by DerWat September 13, 2017

Spanish Sex

the act of putting the penis in one's ear

Javier had spanish sex last night and got earwax on his dick

by sueraz August 4, 2016

Spanish Wipe

(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.

Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.

by buttman12473 March 1, 2011

Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 7, 2023