shacklefap

when a ginger man named shackford sends you for lunch detention after being on your fucking phone in the last 5 fucking minutes of class fuck the opps

"duuuude i got lunch detention"
"oh you got shacklefapped hard my man"
"tito"

by shacklefap February 18, 2023

Shacklefootsies

People in jobs whose comfort comes from being shackled to their roles are "shacklefootsies"

That shacklefootsie was mad at me for blaming him for clogging the copy machine, but he couldn't catch me when I ran away from the crime scene. Those shacklefootsies ruined our hoe down when they couldn't skip around fast enough like the rest of us.

by Zane The Twilight Guide April 14, 2023

spaccled

past tense of a spacca. Often used as a derogatory term for people deemed as special needs, often for doing something referred to by spaccas as 'retarded'

Sam is terminally spaccled.

That guy is incredibly spaccled.

Shut up mate, your mum is definitely spaccled.

by The_Spaccled_King August 15, 2023

Sparkle Spinach

Yet another fancy way to say Weed.

Hey dude do you want some Sparkle Spinach?
What the hell is that?
It’s weed my dude.

by ButtHairBurrito97 July 27, 2024

slackle

(verb) to give insane, sloppy, world-ending head

Lonkdor: "I for real got my ding-dong SLACKLED last night!"
Greebus: "No way man!"
Lonkdor: "I can barely WALK dude."

"Is it so hard to get someone to slackle my ding-dong?"

by burgunsilly July 28, 2024

Sparkle Sparkle

adj.
Describes something as pleasing or otherwise positive; preppy

-Your new dress is so sparkle sparkle!
-Your cat died? That's, uh... sparkle sparkle?

by beesyes August 4, 2024

Sparkle X Yoshi

Sparkle x Yoshi are gay men who love eachother!

Sparkle X Yoshi are a cute couple.

by kanyeeeewest2.0 October 20, 2023