The awkward act of pretending you don't know anything about a friend or acquaintance's story, even though it's been thoroughly posted about on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.
IN REAL LIFE
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
by ArmedROBery July 21, 2011
Get the Social Amnesiamug. An orgasm of pretentious inspiration and elitist motivation. Catharsis due to an insight into another's misstep in social interaction.
When I noticed that Andrew's sentence was shrouded in a subtext of sexism, I had a riveting social justicegasm.
by J5 til we die September 22, 2016
Get the social justicegasmmug. noun
is a term which defines the voiceless collective abject subordination of the social group to a highly centralized autocratic despotic state authority. Which may be either of a political, social, economic or religious nature.
is a term which defines the voiceless collective abject subordination of the social group to a highly centralized autocratic despotic state authority. Which may be either of a political, social, economic or religious nature.
by Baron Neville June 19, 2017
Get the social collectivemug. The consensual act wherein genitalia comes into direct contact with another's genitalia and\or orifice. The giver of said tail must be a member of the female gender, whereas the receiver of said tail can be either male or female. More commonly known as a booty call.
Kwesi: "So, up to any hi-jinx over the weekend?"
Joe: "Of course, I got some action."
Mike: "Yeah, I had a little social tail as well."
Kwesi: "You can't get social tail, you're a faggit"
Joe: "Of course, I got some action."
Mike: "Yeah, I had a little social tail as well."
Kwesi: "You can't get social tail, you're a faggit"
by Mike Wears September 25, 2007
Get the social tailmug. Tto Pwn people (sheep) IRL Social Engineer wise.
To perfectly exploit a (sheep) person, for information using social engineering.
To perfectly exploit a (sheep) person, for information using social engineering.
You just pwn people on the internet, I Social Pwn bitches irl son!
"So i heard the Gibson got hacked", yeah mike in security got Social Pwn by some kid named pizza, now all are passwords are lost.
"So i heard the Gibson got hacked", yeah mike in security got Social Pwn by some kid named pizza, now all are passwords are lost.
by The_Eccentric April 18, 2010
Get the Social Pwnmug. a person being dated by shallow individuals using them only to make themselves look better or to be "social correct" amongst their friends
I really do love you, she's just a social handbag.(I actually had a friend that stayed with someone keeping quite and watching him cheat because he gave her an extended explanation of what that was and why it was needed. She was a rere)
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
Get the social handbagmug. the period of time between the first couple of drinks where one achives a pleasent, but comfortable and controlled buzz before continued consumption results in a complete drunken stuper.
Papi: "You get that girl's number last night when we were jacking for beats?"
Pete Dick: "No, I fucked it up and got too drunk and started grabbing her tits."
Papi: "Dumb ass, you were doing well while you were still socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "No, I fucked it up and got too drunk and started grabbing her tits."
Papi: "Dumb ass, you were doing well while you were still socially lubricated."
by Pete Dick March 12, 2008
Get the socially lubricatedmug.