Is the condition of a former pimp going sissy wimp for a girl—love whipped, willing to do anything, and acting so outta character, he making even hisself and his homeboys sick. (girly, wussy, sissy, whipped).
by TheVerbalChemist September 17, 2005
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That guy is a simp because he took that hoe to an expensive five-star restaurant in hopes of getting pussy later on that night.
by Double Take Magazine August 12, 2007
Get the simp mug.A thirsty guy who's never had a pretty girl before but will do anything to get her including buying lots of expensive gifts before even getting her and when he finally does get her, He gets her pregnant real quick because he has no game and he doesn't know any other way to keep her and then fronts around his boys like it was nothing to get her. real
You just simp , I been on my pretty boy flex, you show me a bad chick that you had before my ex and then I'll give your props until then you need to stop. Real
by Realistic86em July 29, 2015
Get the Simp mug.Simps are those chivalrous dudes who act out in front of women just to impress them and get their love, but usually they never succeed.
by The best definition inventor December 16, 2019
Get the Simp mug.A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
by nikynokynonoi December 16, 2011
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usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
by yokyokmum December 3, 2011
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