C-Side

The circumference of a music disc. Only true alphas may listen to it.

"Hey man, I just listened to Conway Twitty's C-Side album, it was incredible."
'What?'

by XxBlue70xX May 21, 2021

Side dick

A side chick, but for girls.

I had the best sex with my side dick last night, he’s way better than my boyfriend

by BigChopper33 August 26, 2021

Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021

Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021

Side beau

A man a woman dates in secret, in addition to a husband, partner or boyfriend.

Alice: Can you believe that since Jane has been dating John on the side, she has become happier?
Orphelia: Is Jane not married to Charles?
Alice: Yes. John is Jane’s ‘side beau’.

by Betainvestor July 5, 2021

Side Eye

To give someone a knowing look. Usually when shocked or surprised by something.

To Side Eye

When Mr Henderson made a sexist comment, his students side-eyed each other in disbelief.

by Havana77 November 17, 2009

Vinyl Siding

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

by Abu Musab Al Zarqawi November 9, 2005