secret wanker

1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.

2. One who masturbates in private.

Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?

Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.

by ppomg April 4, 2009

secret biter

a demure man/boy who is tiger in bed!
... like a small dog who you think is super sweet but attacks and bites without more than a scratch on the belly

Dang..your best friend, Josh, is a SECRET BITER....he SLAYED me in bed last night after closing time....I thought he was just a nice bus boy who recently got out of college! I haven't seen moves like THAT since I slept with that singer last month!

by chachachavez September 23, 2010

Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.

Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Secret Black Guy Club

A term used by white teenagers in the U.S. to denote a secret order of basketball, kool-aid, fried chicken, and stolen tv loving people. It is often abbreviated as SBGC

Person 1: Hey did you see Colin today?

Person 2: No i think he's at the Secret Black Guy Club meeting.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 27, 2012

secretate

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"

by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018

Secret Annex

A bunch of pot smoking weird asses. They like to be dicks to girls and think it’s super cool to fuck eachother. Describing them in 3 words, easy! Gay, High, and ugly!!!

“Hey John! I love being in the secret annex with you! Let’s go take some fat bong rips!”

by Smallsnail11 July 2, 2018

Secret Seven

The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.

I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.

by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019