A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017
Get the seasonal asshole disordermug. by Jessica_ma_G December 1, 2020
Get the Fortnite season 5mug. The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!
by Ephemily October 11, 2017
Get the Old Bae Seasoningmug. "So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018
Get the Booty Gobbling Seasonmug. by Khris Mich October 15, 2019
Get the slap that ass seasonmug. by bignigga.exe September 13, 2018
Get the Gay Nigga Seasonmug. While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.
The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.
Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.
Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!
- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
by widebased September 30, 2022
Get the Seasonal Goth Girlfriendmug.