harry o'potter

irish version of a certain idiotic wizard. uses a pint of guinness in place of a wand and a giant potato as a broomstick. more likely to want to play Scrabble or darts than quiditch.

"oh to be sure to be sure i'll play darts! quidditch? feck off ya weird bearded focker!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011

putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

Putted

When you just nutted and there is still some on the tip and you pee it out

After I beat off I putted

by Pubedaddy44 May 11, 2021

office putter

it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit

Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

pattee hughes

Pattee Hughes wanted to go to Yale. She took a bunch of AP's and had extracurriculars falling out of her but, all to impress the administration. She was constantly wearing her Yale sweatshirts, even at other colleges. She didn't apply anywhere else because she was sure that with her 5.0 GPA, 1600 on her SAT, Girl Scouts Gold Award, and being the President of 5 clubs, Yale would love her. Unfortunately, Pattee was not accepted to Yale. She ended going to her community college, since all of the other colleges' spots were filled. Now, colleges tend to express that they don't want a "Pattee Hughes" sending out an application. Don't make the same mistake she did. Don't be a "Pattee Hughes."

Pattee Hughes

by collegebaaabyy101 December 16, 2008