brown piper

A gay man who does anal sex with other men, aka men who go down the Hershey Highway

Man 1: Why is he walking so weirdly?
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.

brown piper by its not cup! November 3, 2018

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The Pied Snatcher of Devon

Like the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but more predatory. The Pied Snatcher of Devon targets male virgins and deflowers them in hay fields in the South West of England. Feeds on cheese, various hams and cocktail sausages.

'Mummy, can I have a fairy story before bedtime tonight?'
'Of course, dear. Let me tell you the tale of The Pied Snatcher of Devon. Once upon a time...'

The Pied Snatcher of Devon by Kate The Tank March 5, 2019

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slanging pipe

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

slanging pipe by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019

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Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.

He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

Double Pipe Salad by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

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Mexican Pipeline

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.

Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.

Mexican Pipeline by ColoredWaxStick June 6, 2019

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Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

Lumber Pipe by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

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Punjabi Piledriver

When a Singh unleashes their ultimate sexual finishing move while tensing their traps. It is commonly known as performing the Punjabi Piledriver. There is the famous tale of 3 blondes who experienced this in one week

Dhurdeep "These white girls love my spicy aloo and saag paneer man, they can't get enough of it!"

Jim "What do you mean?"

Dhurdeep "I fucked them so good, they call me the Punjabi Piledriver! I'm god's gift to women. I can keep going all night!"

Punjabi Piledriver by Tuppy Tours September 7, 2020

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