Peter Piper

A tongue twister that is great to use before going on stage.

Also, apparently something from doctor who that somehow I missed.

Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers.
Try saying that 10 times fast.

by WhenEarthSavesTheDay June 1, 2017

brown piper

A gay man who does anal sex with other men, aka men who go down the Hershey Highway

Man 1: Why is he walking so weirdly?
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.

by its not cup! November 3, 2018

The Pied Snatcher of Devon

Like the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but more predatory. The Pied Snatcher of Devon targets male virgins and deflowers them in hay fields in the South West of England. Feeds on cheese, various hams and cocktail sausages.

'Mummy, can I have a fairy story before bedtime tonight?'
'Of course, dear. Let me tell you the tale of The Pied Snatcher of Devon. Once upon a time...'

by Kate The Tank March 5, 2019

slanging pipe

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019

Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.

He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

Mexican Pipeline

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.

Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.

by ColoredWaxStick June 6, 2019

Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019