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Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!
by Dwilli February 28, 2021
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notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
by sagani gadiks son March 5, 2024
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Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
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Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'
ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!
by mayokiwi November 15, 2014
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Orphan with parents

A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.
by *Screams in Translate* June 18, 2021
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Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.
My man is parent proof.”
by nicegrass January 28, 2025
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Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.
Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
by desihost September 21, 2019
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