American boy: "Man, I don't want to go on birthright... the shameless propaganda insults my intelligence."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
by secretuser420 May 06, 2022
by Theyoyojo April 18, 2018
The act of shoving a iron rod up a womans vagina and then putting her in a casket to lay dead and then fucking her over the course of a week.
by KrunchyTittyMuncher October 07, 2019
The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.
Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.
"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"
by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 03, 2013
when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac
by imthedentist February 19, 2017
by jchupp March 21, 2015