An up-and-coming band founded by The Majestic Greg Miller who will be releasing their first single "Daemon Hatfield Is A Cat" sometime around the release date of Rock Band 2.
by Chris Cheverie August 03, 2008
I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk
by Philippino Crab Master January 24, 2019
Crab walk lock is a sexual position in which a female "traps" the male by a wrapping her legs around their waist during intercourse and locking the position during climax. The secret to this lock is by forming a super human, crab-like grip by the ankles the moment the male ejaculates spreading his seeds, in which "pulling out" becomes ineffective. The success rate for this technique is extremely high. While the female's egg becomes fertilized, and the male becomes an instant father without compromise.
"I'm going to pull out now .... what are you doing? are you doing the crab walk lock?! .. stop.!!!" *GAAAAAAA**
by I am Muffins April 25, 2019
by Joesph Paulo Selga September 28, 2006
Person 1: Hey, where you going tonight? (Person 1 is a crab)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)
(Both are getting steamed)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)
(Both are getting steamed)
by Eliot Rosewater January 05, 2008
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 21, 2010
The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
by Nex Solo April 06, 2011