The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.

Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"

by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008

Big Ol' Southern Dip

When one takes a large amount (at the least half of a can) of chewing tobacco and lines their gums, mostly their front, with the tobacco.

"Man, I am buzzing so hard off of this Big Ol' Southern Dip I can barely walk!"

by Christofph November 8, 2006

big ol' big olds

Big-ass tits.

"Look at that chick over these with the big ol' big olds!"

"Tight!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Big ol' Fat Head

To look like Charlie Brown

The peanuts got big ol' fat heads!

AAAARRRGHH!

by killer cheese wedge March 6, 2003

Lil 'ol mo'cho biotch

Emcompassing any undesirable and mostly likely unmasculine quality's pertaining to an individual.

Charles was always asking to borrow other people's work instead of doing his own, Charles is a lil 'ol mo'cho biotch!!

by Rob Fairbairn January 27, 2004

tig ol biddies

breasts that are usually found on trans-gendered men.

Look who's back in da mutha fuckin house wit two big tig ol' biddies for yo mouth!

by nate February 19, 2004

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005