mudgeon

vagina

"Any doctor that claims he or she can assist you in your mythical creature quest via nip/tuck to the mudgeon is steering you wrong."

-Vesta Vayne

by OneDayI'llBeThatGuy November 9, 2012

midget sacker

1. one who sacks (has sexual experiences) with a midget or dwarf

1. Megan is as midget sacker.

just kidding megan LYLAS

by shelley November 24, 2004

midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them

1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"

by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005

Midget Overlord

An east-coast high-school terminology meaning: "To exert authority, with low stature".

"Charlie really is a Midget Overlord," said Tom. "He is the coolest kid on campus."

by CharlesD May 6, 2006

Torsoless mdget

A torsoless midget is one who was born with normal legs and arms and a very large penis while having half an upper body (torso) He is loved by all and very popular witht he ladies. and usally fucks fat hoes.

I am a torso less midget with a very large penis. I am a fucking tripod. Yeah Boy!

by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 24, 2004

strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

by NashMark March 26, 2005