mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by Unknownbeautygirl1234567 September 19, 2021

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Rachel Sunmers September 25, 2021

Mud run

The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.

Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

Mud Dog

The act of receiving Anal then performing Oral.

"Yea, the bitch had a nasty face. Looked like she just tasted her first Mud Dog."

Trent: "Joe how was the date last night man?"

Joe: "I think it went well we went out for corn dogs and she was still hungry so I took her home, and tossed her the old Mud Dog".

by Trent & Joe November 27, 2007

Mud-plugger

1. A white man who dates only black women.

2. A white male who lowers his standards and slums with a black hoe.

Ralph is suck a mud-plugger because he only dates skanky nappy headed black hoes!

by Daddy Spiel May 5, 2011

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008