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Mountain Dew Mouth 

A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.

Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.
Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.

Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.

smash mouth 

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
smash mouth by toss boy is god April 13, 2020

Morning Mouth 

When waking up in the morning and your mouth is completely dry and smells bad
ex.1 DAMN! Carlos you have some morning mouth .
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.
Morning Mouth by ELEAZAR! and carlos December 27, 2008

south mouth 

Another name for the female sex organ.
Q. Does the south mouth have any teeth?

A. If you had ever been inside a vagina you would know that the south mouth does not have any teeth.
south mouth by PeeBee January 21, 2004

Midnight Mouth 

A sensation of supreme dryness and lack of moisture in the mouth, akin to drinking 8 pints of sand after playing basketball, that wakes the victim up in the middle of the night and creates a feverish, panicked, and borderline predatory need for cold, refreshing liquid. Also known as after hours cotton mouth on steriods.
Jill: So, I have a vague memory of you exploding out of bed, knocking over the TV, and making dinosaur sounds last night. Bad dream?

Frank: No, I woke up with Midnight Mouth and had to chug half a gallon of orange juice.
Midnight Mouth by Big Erik April 6, 2009

stank mouth 

Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.

Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.
Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"

Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."

Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"

Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."
stank mouth by KfreshDougie December 7, 2010