mophonic

- A word used to describe the ways of a crazy motherfucker, such as a casm.

'Hey quit the bitchin you're losin' it, damn mophonic'

*puff puff puff puff* *cough cough* 'PUFF PUFF GIIIIIVE YOU MOPHONIC FUCK!!!!'

by flamo April 6, 2004

moptician

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

by halooooom March 20, 2006

mopp sesh

To eat or "mopp" in a form or action of a session.

"Ho, you gonna go mopp sesh round two?"
"Man that roast turkey was one fat mopp sesh"

by Chode McLovin January 24, 2008

mopar envy

Someone envious of the ram/hemi.
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead

That guy in the peice of crap chevy has Mopar envy because in 2 more miles he will be asking me to tow his bowtie.

hes got mopar envy.

by Kirstenchase December 4, 2009

mopz

Originated from maui residents who moved to vegas in order to spread the hawaiian slang. It could mean a million things like good, tasty, awesome, ugly, etc.

I see a fat chick walk by and my friend Circle looked at me and said "Ho, MOPZ!"In this sentence MOPZ is used to describe the fat chick as being HOT!!

by circ0nutz January 20, 2011

Moped

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

mopo ho

A female on the "Maury" show who's slept with a lot of men and isn't sure who her baby's daddy is. The woman usually tests at least five guys for paternity,and the results are shocking when it's revealed that none of them are the daddy!

Damn, I could never put my dirty laundry out on TV like that. SHe's such a mopo ho!

by Sweet Sting March 10, 2005