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Muff

a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.
Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.
by Matt Baumann December 9, 2008
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muff

1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms

2. the verbial form of muffin top
Wow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.
by Lindsey J D August 21, 2007
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Muff

Extreame messup, "To fuck up something", to blow something (hahahaha not tht way You no waht we mean)
Oh watta Muff!!

Dude you muffed that pass!

Oh MUFF
by Lil Nait234 January 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.
Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!
by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010
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muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver
Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.
by Merkin October 1, 2005
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Muff

An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.
I'ma beat his muffing butt.

Baby, we are going to muff all night long.

MOTHER MUFFER!

Oh yeah? Well, muff you!

It's muffin cold out here.
by xoxo coco loco oxox December 4, 2010
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muffer

A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.
Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
by huckers September 7, 2006
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