meerkat meeting

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.

Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...

by moolmas June 13, 2010

Medertated

Farting really hard, and crapping ones pants, HARD

stranger 1: "oh man remember when we were in Texas and Matthew Medertated?"

Stranger 2: "Yeah man it was so sick!"

by Medertated December 7, 2010

Material Review

A way of ruining ones life. Simply causing pain of the body and soul. Form of torture and punishment. Try to avoid it at all costs. Some may relate it to death or other things related to death.

"Id rather get hit by a bus than do material review." "Fuck material review it sucks asshole."

by Xoxoxo2 August 22, 2011

Meerbat

The mix of a Meerkat and Batman, it is so awesome that it is the pet of Chuck Norris

A meerkat and batman is a meerbat

by Meerbat (Meerkat Batman September 2, 2013

meerfap

(VERB) To fap in the sense of being a meer

Human : oi fii what did you get up to last night?

Meerkat: not much, just a meersnooze and a meerfap

by Fii14 May 22, 2017

Maters

Combination of laters and mate said to close friends but not aquatencies.

Made popular in Australia when Riley Chester said it on national radio

See you I’m going! Yeah “maters”

by ChesterRiley May 17, 2018

meerakool

A meerakool is a girl who is kind and sweet and will do anything for her friends and family.she is beautiful and smart and cool to be around and has weird aroma that makes people feel calm and happy around her.your lucky to even be friends or related to a meerakool.

Person1:She so sweet and thinks of other

Person2:Yeah that's a meerakool alright

by Crazy_lucy July 20, 2019