Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.

My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.

by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023

Mancient

Someone who is very young but adapted old mannerisms because of their elegance

Kunal is ancient but marge is mancient that’s why despite the huge age gap and kunal being old, their relationship still works

by anonymous January 19, 2023

manchesterianese

people that live in manchester that cant talk properly. u can barely understand a word they say bc of their shitty accents

manchesterianese people are clapped

by nhirani24 April 10, 2023

munchie

A person suffering from Munchausen's syndrome. Typically used to describe people who use the internet to garner sympathy and attention due to partially or entirely fabricated medical issues/illnesses.

Did you hear about that munchie who went viral after being exposed? She was totally caught lying about needing emergency surgery, she even started a kickstarter.

by anonymous 266182 April 11, 2023

manchild

hugo

"who is the biggest manchild you've ever met"
"hugo"

by itsnotajoke May 7, 2023

manchester

the ghetto with all the geezers

john: where are u off too?

kate: the ghetto with all the geezers

john: u mean manchester?

kate: yeah the ghetto with all the geezers

by sum.star May 21, 2023