Loser's loser

The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.

John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.

by Robthanob September 23, 2014

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005

loser drunk

When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.

Did you see Jimbo at the bar last night!? He was so loser drunk he had no idea where he was!

by TbayGuy1 December 22, 2010

Loser

A radical terrorist who likes to kill innocent people. Not to be confused with nice peaceful Muslims. Origin of this definition presented by President Trump

Wow, that guy is such a loser because he killed innocent people.

by ChocoWow May 24, 2017

loser pang

A sudden sharp feeling of emotional distress brought on by observing another person acting like a loser.

I can't watch him embarrass himself any longer, it's giving me loser pangs.

by lpang March 5, 2010