Local Hooligan

a group of friends living in central florida raising hell on innocent people. soon to be a recognized religion and or philosophy.

most local hooligans go to OHS

One local hooligan lives in Germany

by fsdkajl; February 7, 2009

local native

synonym of homeless person; an individual that knows numerous facts about the location he is living in.

Tom: Hey do you know how to get through the park any quicker?
Arnold: idunno, go ask that local native over there, he probably knows.

by Hujmo April 11, 2014

lonely fingers

When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.

"Why are you holding your pen that way?"

"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"

by SpayseCase December 27, 2014

Lonely Lisa

Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.

Wow Dirty Lisa over at the Brothel is such a Lonely Lisa

by Frïdjon March 11, 2015

Lonely dragon

Drinking a bottle of Tabasco sauce followed by giving oneself a blowjob and choking on one's own semen so that it is ejected through the nose with a red coloration.

David had blue balls, so he gave himself a lonely dragon with the Tabasco he stole from Chipotle after choir practice.

by Lonely_dragoner March 29, 2015

Local Dick

When a woman, one that frequently travels from one town to another, only communicates with a man in the town she is currently in. She may have established a calm standing relationship with you but whenever she leaves town, she is talking to another dude that is within her 30 mile radius. She may often disconnect from intimate conversation with you because it would seem pointless to do so when she is a long distance away from you. However, she will pick up where she left off when she returns to your locality.

Example 1: Chris: "Dude. I'm talking to this girl that used to live here, but now she went off to college and only hits me up when she's in town visiting her parents. We fucked and she left me hanging."

Ryan: "Bruh, she only wants local dick."

Example 2: Chris: "Hey Sam, what do you have planned for today? I was thinking we could hit the lake and then chill at my house."

Samantha, upon leaving town: N/A

3 months later...

Samantha: "Hey Chris, what's up? :)"

Chris: "Come back for some local dick? :|"

by Instarded June 29, 2015

local gal

A female, regardless of age, social or marital status, that prefers to enjoy her non-home based recreational pursuits "in the general area where she lives, works and shops". "in the general area where she lives, works and shops" varies by female, but it is generally safe to presume that adjacent cities and/or counties/parishes are excluded.

No; I am not going to drive over there to meet him; you know I am a local gal, so if he wants to meet me, he will have to drive over here and meet me at the bowling alley.

by TheNakedCowboy July 10, 2016