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jerk off

slang for masturbating excessively
Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off
by streetz101 October 23, 2005
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jerk

verb. To refuse to pay someone pursuant to a prior agreement; to breach an oral or written contract; to withhold a payment promised upon completion of work.
Dude tried to jerk me on my 10% commission.
by Omar Alaadin March 2, 2008
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Jerk

A not so nice man:

1) for whom most girls would fall for, only to get used throughly and dumped quickly...
2) and by whom every other man will be stereotyped henceforth by these very girls.
Don't bother...he looks too nice to be a jerk!
by poovhenden March 17, 2011
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Air Jerk

To let someone know they are full of crap or that you just don't care by making a jerking off motion with your hand.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...
Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.
by kitty April 8, 2005
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jerk n spurt

What Christy does to me in her free time.
by ILoveChristy October 17, 2003
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BIG JERK

When someone is being an asshole and you don't want to call them an asshole, you can just call them a BIG JERK instead.
him: you can go suck it
me: you're a BIG JERK
by ESB09 December 30, 2008
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