Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Seizure Jerking

spasmodic masturbating.

Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.

by TaintPro September 22, 2011

jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂

jerk rice is not Jamaican.

by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018

base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.

I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.

by BOUS Master November 21, 2017

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

by mglange March 4, 2016