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Facebook Is Dead To Me

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016
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the meaning of life is...

The meaning of life is a Monty Python film released in the eighties.
I saw the meaning of life is... a film and was one of the better Monty Python movies.
by I, Wreckerrr August 21, 2020
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Always in motion is the future…

Always in motion is the future… The greatest popular culture utterance foregrounding the principle of metaphysical uncertainty ever spoken in a movie designed for mass consumption.

This was Yoda’s answer to the question about the outcome of Luke Skywalker’s Jedi training; and, Like's eventual intervention in THE REBELLION in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back.

Ironically, the Star Was franchise itself falls into the catagory of a future in motion that couldn’t have been foreseen.

Who could have predicted that a movie that was essentially a space Western, samurai movie, made in the tradition of Flash Gordon serials, would spawn the summer blockbuster movie phenomenon?

Who I ask!!!!????

No one could!!!! Because: Always in motion is the future…

No matter how prescient one is, the outcome of any situation is influenced by many random unforeseen forces that cannot be predicted.

And, even when the unforeseen forces are made apparent; and, a new situation arises; this also generates a new blind spots and new random chaotic elements.

Who cold have predicted Jar Jar Binks — the most hated character in the Star Wars franchise.

No one I tell you!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!

FUCK THAT STEP AND FETCH IT COMIC RELIFE DEMI-RASTAMAN!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Always in motion is the future…
In 1977 we all asked if the Star Wars movie would have sequel and spawn a huge franchise. At the end of that tumultuous summer, the only answer possible answer back then was: Always in motion is the future…
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
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Kirito is always right foundation

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right
Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*
by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015
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Life is Strange

A game that completely destroys your feels and when its all over it's the only thing you can think about.
Life is Strange is bad for my feels but so GOOD!
by Max Caulfield September 4, 2016
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The sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?

A phrase used to say that you love someone but are sadly letting them go. All sunsets are beautiful, but they’re inevitably a sign of the days end. Nothing lasts forever.
“The sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?”
“It always has been.”
by s6ccharine December 1, 2021
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