Hard Drive Sex

When two or more hard drives are connected to the same computer and exchange significant quantities of data.

Dude! I brought my hard drive over to Arkell's house and we had some hardcore hard drive sex!

by A concerned samaritan October 20, 2009

Blow-hard

A person that is known to rant and rave about things. Their opinions are usually ignorant and lack evidence. The term comes from the literal meaning of "blowing hard". If you blow hard enough people pretty much have to listen.

Famous blow-hards include Glenn Beck and Dr. Phil.

by FlamingGuts November 8, 2009

hard attack

An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.

Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.

Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!

Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*

Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?

Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.

by The Token Black Guy April 20, 2006

die hard

Not just to die, but to die hard. Over-die. Die and then some. Beating a dead horse. To "Die Hard" implies one does not simply fall over, one is killed in a graphic and action-packed way. Most prominently featured in the Die Hard film series. Generally involves, but doesn't necessitate, being shot.

Dude....you just shot him out a window 30 stories up...
Yeah, I did. Yippie ki-yay motherfucker.
I guess that's how you die hard.
Yep. You're next.
Shit...

by Alan Gruber Rickman October 19, 2010

Roll The Hard Six

Not only do you have to be lucky in achieving the right outcome, but you also have to avoid the wrong ones on the way. It implies a certain level of complexity or layers of contingency in order to come out ahead. In Craps, Hard 6 & Hard 8 are the longest odds (9 to 1) that hinge upon more than one throw of the dice (avoiding 7 or other combinations of 6 or 8, respectively).

Commander Adama's raid on a Cylon base in Battlestar Galactica. Firing a missle and hoping it destroys the base in one fell swoop is like betting on snake eyes (1+1). The odds are long (30 to 1) and hinge on one result. But coming up with a strategy that involves the use of decoys, anticipating enemy responses, etc., requires everything to go as planned but it gives you better (some would say more realistic) but still long odds (9 to 1). That's why "sometimes you gotta roll the hard six."

by Tom Zarek April 24, 2008

Hard-On

An erect penis.
see also boner,stiffy etc.

'When Bob saw Jenny by the pool in her bikini he got a big Hard-On'
'When my dog licks my balls i get a Hard-On'

by Disturbed1 November 23, 2003

mike's hard lemonade

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

by tmcheat May 3, 2005