When one wakes up semi-naked/ naked, smeared in makeup which is most likely is not theirs, wondering what the fuck happened the night before, feeling like death, wondering who one kissed/had sex with, where the hell one is, and why one has bruises in such unusual places.
by K_J_G April 5, 2011
Get the Hammered mug.One of five basic volleyball hitting methods. Difficult to master, but when done correctly, is arguably the most effective technique in all of volleyball. One performs the hammer of justice (or HOJ, pronounced "hahj") by making a fist with one's right hand, covering it with the left hand, holding one's hands above one's head and striking the ball downward. Believed to have originated in Nashville.
Will: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Deanna: Oh my God, it's the hammer of justice!
Andrew: Will, you know we can't handle that! Play fair!
Will: Yeah, I know. I guess I should just use the HOJ sparingly.
Johannes: Wow, what a move! Very inspiring! I think I bring this back to Germany!
Deanna: Oh my God, it's the hammer of justice!
Andrew: Will, you know we can't handle that! Play fair!
Will: Yeah, I know. I guess I should just use the HOJ sparingly.
Johannes: Wow, what a move! Very inspiring! I think I bring this back to Germany!
by Jerome Finkle October 3, 2009
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by kissykissychulo January 20, 2009
Get the black hammer mug.the absolute greatest nickname ever given to a professional athlete, lebron james' nickname (props to Michelle!)
by cusowill3 December 23, 2009
Get the akron hammer mug.A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.
by Jrpolen December 26, 2007
Get the polish hammer mug.Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.
by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007
Get the hammer smashed mug.The act or art of waking up drunk. Not having a hangover apon waking but still delightfully drunk. Still intoxicated in the morning, yet pain free.
I got so fucked up last night that I had hammeratosis till about ten o'clock! What a blast that was.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.
by The Big Dadu September 29, 2008
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