Hamboard

When your hamstrings are so sore from working out, they become stiff like a board.

"Kyle: Bro let's go for a run"
"Matt: Not gonna happen. I have hamboards from the gym yesterday"
"Kyle: Take more N.O. and call me when you can train like a man"

by paumeron September 23, 2011

hamburger stamp

When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.

"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"

by sharty123 February 6, 2012

hambulatory

Similar to ambulatory but dissimilar in the fact that the person in question cannot even move due to obesity (i.e. too much ham)

Man, that fat girl in the roundabout is totally hambulatory!

by vercingetorix November 27, 2013

Hamburglered

When you're at the bar, talking to a pretty girl, and when she goes to the bathroom, a fat chick steals her seat.

*guy and girl having a fun time at the bar*
*girl gets up from her bar stool and walks to the bathroom*
*guy turns to find a fat chick has stolen the open bar stool*
guy: "Oh snap, I just got hamburglered."

by Gotterdammerung December 24, 2013

hamburger buns

When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.

Damn that shit bounces... She got some hamburger buns

by 103939393 November 11, 2015

hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

by CooterTooter March 18, 2016

Hamburger circus

A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.

Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.

by Mtg187 February 21, 2017