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Half-Normal

As my daddy would say, you're half-normal!
by H4xorLOL July 6, 2009
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Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
He was half-aborted looking
by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015
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half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"
by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013
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Scrum half

A rugby position that is the transition between the backs and forwards. Wears the number 9 jersey. Main job is to get the ball out of rucks and malls.
The scrum half passes the ball out of the scrum
by Rugby101 December 3, 2014
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half-shapp

to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping.
"Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or just half-shapp?"
by Jimmy Vanderball August 17, 2007
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Half-god

A demigod who is half-god.

A half-god can have two demigods, one god & one mortal or two gods & two mortals as parents.
e.g: 'Zeus fell in love with a beautiful mortal and their half-god child was consequently born as a spirit (ghost), in the godly realm. The mortal couldn't take care of her spirit child, so Zeus took them to Mount Olympus where the nymphs raised them.'

(NOTES:
A common misconception is that demigods are all half-gods when that isn't necessarily the case. A demigod can be any partially divine being. They aren't to be confused with a half-god. All half-gods are demigods, but not all demigods are half-gods.

A demigod with two gods and two mortals as parents would be an incarnated semi-divine soul.

A demigod with two demigods or two gods and two mortals as parents would be called a double-demigod.

Please read my definition of a double-demigod for more information)
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 10, 2022
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Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.
Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half
by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016
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