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half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.
Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.
by electrocaine September 3, 2018
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half-bobber

Noun: (slang) A female who tends to get little more than the head of a penis in her mouth while performing oral sex.
1. The top of her head looks great but she is a half-bobber.

2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.

3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
by KDH September 8, 2008
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half a jag

Chandra had half a jag on after dinner
by Art vanvelay September 7, 2019
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half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat
While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010
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Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
He was half-aborted looking
by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015
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half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"
by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013
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half couch

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
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