sitting on the gernade

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Grenadine

1. A red syrup used in drinks
2. My cousin in New Orleans band's name

1. pour somore of that grenadine in my drink
2. GRENADINE ROCKS NEW ORLEANS!

by alli February 25, 2005

Granade launcher

Really Big ugly women that don't get laid and won't stop for anything to prevent her friend from getting "play".

Dan: "Good luck with Jenny tonight, I see she brought her granade launchers again."

Mark: "Yeah, I know. How about you help me out and be a sheild?"

by SR707 January 15, 2010

Gernade

Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid

You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade

by MMAGuido August 3, 2010

Grendel

An antagonist from the epic poem Beowulf, recently rendered in movie-form as a somehow sympathetic foil character resembling, as quoted on IMDB by some guy; "A decomposing, half-reptilian Joseph Merrick on crack". He has awful neighbours, a bad case of swimmer's ear, speaks in bastardized Old English, and suffers a fatal dismembering by some naked drunken man nobody was paying attention to. Easily the only thought-provoking character in that entire film, if you weren't busy being hypnotized by Angelina's nippleless mind destroyers.

"Guess Grendel doesn't care for miss Menzel's singing, poor ol' cad."

by Some undead guy December 28, 2007

Hen grenades

Eggs. (Used in context of throwing eggs at something)

From Tom & Jerry cartoon, "Yankee Doodle Mouse", which showed Jerry using eggs in a carton labeled as "Hen-Grenades", as a weapon against Tom.

They threw hen grenades at someone's house last night!

by OldsVistaCruiser January 9, 2011

greenades

A gumball that contains marijuana or any form of THC. These gumballs are usually labeled greenades, and in a wrapper that sometimes includes directions for use. These gumballs are known to contain as much as a gram of marijuana. They are growing in popularity among highschool students.

You know anyone slingin greenades?

by D Elk December 19, 2006