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Your goose is cooked 

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!
Your goose is cooked by chabba October 17, 2006

goose egg 

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.
After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.
goose egg by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006
a person's soul mate. comes from Duck Duck Goose.
amy: i can't believe you're marrying ben!!! im so happy for you!!!
claire: i know!!! he's my goose, i love him so much!!!
goose by muahahaha... September 21, 2011

Silly Goose 

A word you use when you see your girlfriend in a very hot and spicy valentines outfit.
"yeah, yeah, yeah. You silly goose. You're so silly"
Silly Goose by shawtyslayer March 5, 2021

Goose Neck 

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.
Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?
to find a hot chick take home and goose ( sex )
big booty latin chick you wanna goose with!!
GOOSE by seakoner January 27, 2011