Fruit Salad

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.

Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.

by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011

Fruit Flannel

A name for a womans vagina

I saw her fruit flannel when she bent over.

by Andy Pinny November 8, 2006

Fruit Stick

(1) a person who is acting in a gay or manner and acting like an idiot at the same time.

(2)An individual acting or behaving in a manner that pisses you off.

(1)Look at that fruit stick, he is never going to get date like that.
(2)Did you see that fruit stick just cut me off?

by zydeco May 26, 2008

Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

Fruitee

One who is a connoisseur of different types of homosexuals or homosexual events within a specific friend group.

Specifically, a man who has dated many different types of other men or someone who is knowladgeable regarding fashionable events within a city's gay community.

Etymology: comes from foodie

Javier is such a fruitee, he has dated jocks, bears, twinks and even a few hipster art-fags last summer.

by Vanderstasia Beverhausen June 23, 2009

Fruit of the Boom

A terrorist tactic that employs explosive components stuffed in his/her undies.

Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, a wanna-be Al-Quaeda terrorist, tried to bring down a plane using the Fruit of the Boom. His attempt was thwarted by some heroic passengers.

by SuperAgentTarheel December 30, 2009

Fruit Rolled Cock

Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.

That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010