Fools Finessed

Putting ungrateful children back in there place, where they belong.

Don't get Fools Finessed

by BigMan1234567890 September 2, 2021

swampy fool

someone who smokes a lot of weed (their mind is swamped)

mista bush, me, a lot of people, some people i hang out with, other people, people at phish concerts

by swampy fool pork fried rice eater man dude March 11, 2004

fool's dinner

The college hall dinner on the same night as scholar's dinner at a Cambridge College.

Too bad we can't eat with John tonight, we've got fool's dinner

by sylvestre le gender August 17, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."

by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025

Fool’s Gold

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.

Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.

by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025

City Fool

A person designated as the fool of a city. If a person commits a foolish act, they will paraded around the city in a converted ford escort disability vehicle for everyone to see

Oh look there’s Ashton being paraded around Canterbury in the City Fool Mobile

by af2 July 24, 2025