Laudy Flu

A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.

VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend

Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu

by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021

Girl flu

Completely reasonable cold that does not go away because you keep having fun

I’m so tired! I’ve been having a girl flu for two weeks now.

by SaraOscarDictionary November 22, 2024

flu asf

like you’re weird , sick asf/cut asf ,🥴

bro you’re flu asf gtfoo😂

by thefamoussswordcreator January 27, 2020

nerd flu

A phenomenon where one becomes ill after attending a comic book convention or fan convention. Because if go to an indoor event with 100,000 attendees; someone's going to be sick. It is a play on "Bird Flu".

I wore a mask way before COVID. I'd get nerd flu every year after Con.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024

Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

dyke flu

A flu worse than man flu that dykes get

I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.

by Mindesten September 15, 2020

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018