fat boner 

fat bon·er |fat ˈbōnər|
noun

When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.

"I love lasagna so much, I'm getting a fat boner just thinking about it."

fat boner by mootish21 January 7, 2010

Fat Chicken 

To the untrained eye or casual observer, Fat Chicken is a very cute, and yes, overweight mini dachshund. But to those who care to scratch the surface for the deeper meaning, they will find a symbol of love and hope.

Besides being a loved and loving pet of a very special person, Fat Chicken is that symbol. A symbol which encourages us all to be tissue and organ donors.

"The situation seemed hopeless, nothing was going as planned, but she held his hand in hers and said "don't worry baby, we'll fat chicken our way through this"

Fat Chicken by cca702 July 23, 2010

Fat City

a place or state of economic prosperity and happines

"Afta I get the big bonus my boss promised I'll be in fat city"

Fat City by Boba June 23, 2004

fat joe 

Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.

"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"

fat joe by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004

Fat Sajak

an insult towards fat people. it rhymes with host of Wheel of Fortune, Pat Sajak.

Carrie: Okay, maybe sometimes I insult you about your weight but I don't do it all the time!

Doug: Oh yeah! What about in the morning when you called me Fat Sajak?

Fat Sajak by Chris Norton February 24, 2009

Fat Nerd 

Weight and IQ are equal

Wow, he is a fat nerd.

Fat Nerd by Da Dossermaster April 11, 2010

Fat Kid 

always gets picked last.

Coach: Jackson to the blue team...
Coach: That's everyone, right?
Fat Kid: I'm still here...
Coach: Yeah, you, fat kid, red team.

Fat Kid by not the fat kid. January 20, 2009