elephant kisses

v. int. The act of pushing one's face into a man's testicles, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Maria: Have you ever gone down on your guy?
Katie: no but I give him elephant kisses every morning!
by Gen. George S. Fratton June 21, 2011
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A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
by p5yclone May 13, 2011
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Osama bin Laden was a rogue bull elephant named after the eponymous designated terrorist of the same name. It was responsible for at least 27 deaths and the destruction of property in the jungled Sonitpur district of the Indian state of Assam. After a two-year rampage from 2004 to 2006, the elephant was eventually shot; but some were doubtful that the correct animal was killed.
Footjob Gamer: Hey bro, That Osama bingus Laden (elephant) was insane, huh
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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wakka flakka elephant

A lesbian who smokes weed at parties with other lesbians and rub clots at the same time.
Hey Joey. You stay away from those wakka flakka elephants. There is a literal hive over there.
by weed fucktard April 06, 2016
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On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"
by vv007!!! August 11, 2006
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elephantism

The case of a larger than big dick size in a person.
My schlong has elephantism when I look at ya girl
by Big dicky dick boy April 14, 2021
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elephantitis

Lymphatic filariasis, also known as elephantiasis, is best known from dramatic photos of people with grossly enlarged or swollen arms and legs. The disease is caused by parasitic worms, including Wuchereria bancrofti, Brugia malayi, and B. timori, all transmitted by mosquitoes. Lymphatic filariasis currently affects 120 million people worldwide, and 40 million of these people have serious disease.

When an infected female mosquito bites a person, she may inject the worm larvae, called microfilariae, into the blood. The microfilariae reproduce and spread throughout the bloodstream, where they can live for many years. Often disease symptoms do not appear until years after infection. As the parasites accumulate in the blood vessels, they can restrict circulation and cause fluid to build up in surrounding tissues. The most common, visible signs of infection are excessively enlarged arms, legs, genitalia, and breasts.

Medicines to treat lymphatic filariasis are most effective when used soon after infection, but they do have some toxic side effects. In addition, the disease is difficult to detect early. Therefore, improved treatments and laboratory tests are
by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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