doing nothing

Vigorous masturbation

Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.

by Justin Till October 1, 2009

doin' a paul mc cartney

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 4, 2007

Doheny Hall

The best freshman dorm at Loyola Marymount University. Lies in the middle of East Quad between Sullivan and Huesman. Reached its prime in the school year of 2008-2009. A place where it was 10 times as likely to find a beer than a soda in someones fridge. A building that recieved more abuse from it's residence than anything nature could possibly throw at it. It never would survive a weekend without having some sort of vomit-like mess in the bathroom or hallway trash cans. In Doheny not only was day drinking okay but in fact encouraged, even on weekdays. Home to the self-proclaimed 'doheney bros' who were often seen playing Mario Kart, Mario Party, or Blitz for the N64. Beer Pong would be played in the dorms here with the windows open and door bolted without a second thought. Doheny saw a large rise in smoking within its population, these newly found smokers could be seen any day or night at the circular fountain that sits in front of the building. Not as gay as Huesman or Whelan but not as stupid as Rosecrans. It has been rumored that not a single resident was written up inside the building. Common weekdays would include dank-smelling bathrooms and very angrily stomping neighbors from the floor above. A legendary few have actually been on the roof of this building, but their names shall rest untold.

Student 1: "What happened here last night man?"
Student 2: "What do you mean?"
Student 1: "The broken exit sign, bashed in fire hydrant, dented trash cans, rediculous amounts of empty cans and handles everywhere, it looks like you guys had a pretty out of control night here!"
Student 2: "No man, thats just Doheny Hall for you."

by Iam108Bitch June 17, 2009

Doink

Sexual Intercourse.

the less aggressive word of FUCK.

"Did you doink her yet?"

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

Doing the Dan

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.

While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.

Durr...

"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."

or

"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."

by Daddy Dan March 13, 2008

Doing well

do well, done well

When things go to plan, getting hold of a fit bird, taking copius amouts of drugs in a night and still being ready for the following night, going Ibiza, dressing smart, recieving a uncommon sex act (eg. orgies), earning good money. Basically anything, this is a multi-purpose word that can be used whenever you want. This can also be used sarcasticly as a reference to someone who is not doing well, as long as u refer to mishap in the same sentence. eg. You do well for fat birds.

"me and my mates do well" " Matey just had a threesome with sisters, he doing well" "Tonights gonna be a cranker, we'll do well"

by crasherbigfoot February 4, 2010

doing the fat

A dance inspired by Majin Boo on DBZ Ultimate Battle 22: you just stand there and rock side to side, moving your legs slightly. This dance is best done if you're fat, hence the name.

Buu likes to do the fat all day long with his teddy bear and rubber ducky.

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003