deletemessagitis

illness of chronically deleting your messages usually when your parents or friends look into your phone

He has bad deletemessagitis like I was going to look at something on his phone, then he grabbed it and deleted it

by Tyler River Ed Nate Talls January 12, 2025

Delegator Extraordinaire

Delegator Extraordinaire refer to lazy or poor leader that delegates their leadership responsibilities to their competent employees. In turn, the DE accepts fully credit for for everyone's hard work and credits no one but themselves.

The leader of the department: Team: I'm far to busy to deal the semantics the office requires for a meeting set up. Leader to Subordinate: You are now in charge of the set up of the meeting. Leader: Thank you all for showing up to MY meeting let 's begin. Subordinate: (under her/his breath) What a Delegator Extraordinaire she/he just took complete credit for my hard work!

by Kitty and the City B. February 16, 2026

delexiconed

When you totally rely on internet search engines such as Google to gain your answers or to search for legalities or medical information, (which is more than likely NOT factual), instead of reading and actual book from a library or some such building containing relevant books.

He went to his doctor because he had read something on the internet about his illness. The doctor said he was incorrect in his research because he had been DELEXICONED by the internet.

by Epur February 9, 2025

Delete Hym

Don't let them do it.

Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."

A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"

Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Deleted

Really cracked

Yooo bro u saw Gillette again last night?

Yeah she got deleted

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

Deletion Station

When you are crushing drinks and only chugging them

Do you want to see the deletion station. Proceeds to absolutely slam drinks in a row

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

deleis

Stoppages in a schedule dat are caused by flowered necklaces.

When I went to da LUAU to find some hot chicks to satisfy my ragingly-hard LULU, I encountered numerous DELEIS which repeatedly DELAID me --- i.e., lots of gorgeous Hawaiian ladies sequentially stopped me to smilingly drape fragrant-blossomed friendship-wreathes around my neck and give me kisses, and so these customary welcoming-gestures momentarily postponed their spreading their legs for me each time. I didn't mind, though, since it was an extra warm-mannered affection-perk for me from said tanned damsels, plus of course it also meant dat I was given access to both their upstairs AND downstairs "lips".

by QuacksO March 30, 2025