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Deceptacronk

That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.
"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."
by bum chutney October 6, 2013
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desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
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Desert Guy

Noun - A person who, without fail, completes his daily tasks to the extreme, with no expense spared, and no detail too small. Who cannot accept good enough, and failure is never an option... ever.

Adj - To out do yourself; over-the-top; to sweat perfection.

History - a Desert Guy is one who can make a a piece of metal look like art or a pile of scrap go balls out through the desert. He is one who's vehicle never, ever breaks down, and always carries on. He has built so many redundancies into his machines that ten things can fail, and he still has a backup. He spends countless hours and untold dollars tinkering and perfecting. Taken from the world of off-road racing.

Abbrieviated - DG
"Man, That new fire extinguisher mount you made is unbelievable! Your a Desert Guy."

"Don't DG it! It doesn't have to be pretty! I need it tomorrow, not next week."
by FFRRAANNKK November 15, 2013
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deceit page

A page (usually on Facebook) with a title referencing to something (just to increase views and/or likes), but the posts have nothing to do with the title (shock news, gossip or anything else people don't care about...).
User: Hey, a page about french fries!

Some time later...

User: ...WHAT?! No french fries? Just gossip news? That's such a deceit page! Not gonna click like on it!
by TheMaster001 December 2, 2013
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Deceptatext

A text message or other social media posting that gives false hope to others.
Man I had a lot of hope that there were going to be survivors of the Korean Ferry Sinking or the Malaysian Airline Crash because of all the news reports about Deceptatext.
by jnorton80 April 18, 2014
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Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other
When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.
by Arugulae December 26, 2014
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Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.
The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.
by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015
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