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careless whisper

when you go down on someone and they fart in your face (usually silently hence whisper) I suppose there could be a careless howler
when i was eating helen from behind she released a wicked careless whisper so i kicked her out of her own place. That's how we do.
by adambalder September 30, 2007
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Care package whore

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.
person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
by codbosucks January 13, 2011
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care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-
by Tai Nguyen February 16, 2005
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I could care less

A sarcastic phrase meaning "as if I could care less about this."

Stupid people often complain about this phrase, insisting that "I couldn't care less" should be used instead. This is because they fail to realize that "I could care less" is an appropriate and historically popular idiom that dates back to the 1960s.

The very same morons will probably tell you, "But if you could care less, that means you actually cared about it at least a little bit in the first place." That is because the sarcasm is lost on them. Should you hear this, just smile and enjoy knowing that you are speaking to someone of low intelligence.
Pete: "Did you hear? Jenny got AIDS!"

Reggie: "I could care less, man."

Pete: "Haha, you mean 'I couldn't care less.'"

Reggie: "No I don't. You're retarded."
by derrickwayne June 9, 2011
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career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers
James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal
by Big Ros August 2, 2008
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Caren

Caren can be a bitch sometimes always listening to dead songs but sometimes she calm but her friends are annoying and she likes butters boys 😒
Oh look it’s caren ... 😒😂
by It’s ya boi 👀 November 3, 2019
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carebear

the deamon of the toy world
it is a degrating devilish ploy to scare toy collecters everywhere...........WE WILL OVER COME!!!!!
that new carebear that i got my sister has been hissing at me and i swear that i saw it with a gun and a killing geasture across his neck.
by Lucas Strader July 30, 2005
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