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Cunt

A person who makes up words and spells them the wrong way.
That cunt spelled dankalicious like a 5 year old
by Julius Caesar 2.0 August 3, 2010
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Cunting

The act of purposely seeking out the biggest cunt in a social setting (i.e. bar, club) with the intentions of humbing her by way of fucking her and never calling.
When Sylvester began flirting with the nursing student who drove a BMW and wore Paris Hilton glasses, I knew he was cunting.
by tactrash June 27, 2008
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Cunting

1.(Activity) The sexual act of placing one cunt against another and profusely rubbing the two cunts together (almost like Scissoring)

2. (Verb) Cunting can be used to replace the infinitive of any verb in the english language

3. (Adjective) Replacing cunting's suffix with a -y (Cunty) can be used as a replacement for any adjective in the english language, but is mostly used to describes ones mood
Sara and Lizzy, the two local lesbians, spent their friday evenings vigourously cunting

Mark: Oi are you cunting tennis after class?
John: Of course you silly boy, i always cunt tennis after class on thursday

Jeff: How are you feeling?
Dave: Pretty cunty to be honest mate.
by TopHattedMan December 1, 2011
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Cunt

It's when defining a dumb, lonely, jobby-doing, ginger female, commonly known as P.U.D. (pretty unbelievable dunce). she insults others to make herself feel adequate. and fails. most common comeback is repeating the opposition's insult but in a different tone of voice. shes a cunt
by MODLAWD123 August 23, 2011
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Cunted

An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt, Cuntessa or cuntface.
"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"
by Jools Julie October 1, 2013
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As a Cunt

He got pissed like a cunt. (Very Drunk)
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by Diego November 24, 2003
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Cunt

1 A derogatory statement used to describe a woman

2. A woman who cannot shut her mouth and thinks her opinion is the only opinion that matters.
1.
*Woman "Hey sexy"
*Man "Shut up you fucking cunt"

2.
Ashley Taylor is a fucking cunt.
by Lilith the Hawtness July 3, 2012
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