snapping your carrot

The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!

by DiamondDave75 February 8, 2015

girls who eat carrots

A figurate way for defining girls who usually like to practise oral sex on men.

ack: "Do you girls eat carrots?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Jack: "So you are girls who eat carrots?"
Girls: "We are females who like oral sex

by Pippo Fantasy June 12, 2021

carrot

An extrememly hard penis that snaps like a carrot.

Oh no! Nico's penis got so hard, when I started beating him off it snapped...like a carrot!!!!!
OH SHIT!!

by Whitey McCrackerington June 10, 2008

carrot comrad

a person who is determined to eat enough carrots to turn them orange.

wow check out rosie, audrey and emily! they are carrot comrads!

by emILY1234567890- March 19, 2009

carrot

a vegie that get orange and big and hard and long and is in your pants

my your carrot is looking fine today

by 324873294 December 1, 2006

carrottop

A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.

"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."

by Cannus December 20, 2008

Purple carrot

A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation

I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.

by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016