microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them

person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"

by john blinker September 28, 2025

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Xbox Controller

Make shift dildo when playing call of duty

“God damn im horny lemme play with my Xbox controller”

by John Ayv January 22, 2023

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twitch controls

Is a word meaning twitch user controls a game until completion, or help or sabotage the streamer from compleating the objective

Because twitch controls make the game to zero gravity the streamer failed and have to start from the begining

by Revdictionary February 10, 2021

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controller freak

someone who gets so violent with video games that they bust their controller on a hard surface after something goes wrong in a game

son:"dude I die to a mp5 again, *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FUCKING NIGGERS *BANG* *BANG*....... aw fuck... I broke it. MOOOM...I NEED A CONTROLLER" mom: "get a fucking job you controller freak." son:"SHUT UP WHORE"

by xXtrafloverXx November 20, 2021

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Gun Control

The Process where the Democratic Party sees an active shooter who kills innocent civilians and blames guns and not mental health so they can RAPE the second amendment from existence.

John: Holy shit, another school shooting happened!
Steve: Damn, guns killing people why do we have the second amendment? We need Gun Control NAOW

by EpicGamerDefinitions69420 November 28, 2023

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